I swear, this too much? Really?!

I want someone that will laugh at my stupid jokes, think i'm funny in a silly way – and maybe, just MAYBE, secretly love being in love with a clown. i want someone who loves to be pampered, but doesn't take it for granted. Someone who is genuinely happy and loves to laugh. Is affectionate more than they're not. Will compliment me on a bad hair day just to make me feel better about my craptastic hair — or you know, make fun of me, so we can just laugh about it!

I want a woman proud enough to know she is my equal; humble enough to accept me as her equal.

A woman sensitive enough to hear the cries of others; a woman who hurts when she sees others hurting.

A woman who knows she is beautiful, and doesn't give a damn what the world thinks.

A woman whose eyes flicker with understanding when a thousand words are not said between us.

A woman I can trust to always tell me the truth. She will come to me because she loves me or leave me because she doesn't.

I want a woman with a soul so big that she's not annoyed with the pettiness and ignorance that surrounds us.

I want a woman too smart to buy-into the male/female roles assigned to us as children.

I want a woman whose touch heals the sores in my mind; I want a woman who needs my touch when her soul is in agony.

I want a woman who knows the pleasure and privilege it is to walk this beautiful planet; who is constantly searching for new ways to live life to its fullest and discover all it has to offer.

I want a woman too proud and strong to want me to own her; too confident in herself
to want to own me.

I want a woman I can love.

I want a woman who can love me.